Weekend Drive-by
March 25 / 9AM
A few quick items from this past week:
Via The Guardian:
Too pretty for prison
... or so says the lawyer for Debra Lafave, the US teacher who this week escaped punishment for sleeping with her 14-year-old pupil.
She is, for the moment, America's most famous sex offender: young, blond, and in the words of her lawyer, too pretty for prison. When the prosecution in Florida this week dropped charges against Debra Lafave, a former teacher who admitted having sex with a boy who was then 14 years old, they reignited a debate about whether society is willing to tolerate sexual misconduct if the aggressor is female and, as in Lafave's case, attractive.
What happened to female equality? What happened to the women's rights movement and the notion that everyone, regardless of gender, should be treated equally? Does that not apply to female rapists? Of course it doesn't. Not in the plastic, beauty-is-everything, Hollywood-fueled America we live in today. You know this kid's father is patting him on the back and high-fiving him behind closed doors when the cameras are off. No matter how you slice it, this poor kid'll grow up with a very, very perverse outlook on sex, love, and relationships.
A little more from the same story ...
Lafave is the most recent in a series of high-octane cases of sexual abuse involving female teachers and their pupils, and the leniency of her treatment in America's legal system has provoked accusations of a double standard - not least from her ex-husband, Owen Lafave, who is producing a documentary film on such relationships.
You go, boy. Way to exploit the teenage rape victims! God bless capitalism!
From the "Look, the liberals found another Whitehouse non-story to harp on" department:
It is a staple ingredient of the superstar lifestyle: the contract clause, detailing which luxuries the artist requires. The Rolling Stones, Jennifer Lopez, Prince, all have made headlines with their outlandish desires.
Now the White House's own rock star can be added to the list of demanding divas. Dick Cheney, the vice-president, demands that all lights be turned on prior to his arrival in a hotel room. He also insists that all televisions be tuned to Rupert Murdoch's Fox News channel. While watching the White House being praised on Fox, Mr Cheney would like to guzzle four cans of Diet caffeine-free Sprite.
Earth to shitheads - yes, believe it or not, if you're staying at a $500 a night hotel, you can make these kinds of demands. Anyone can. And anyone should. That's the point of staying at a high class hotel.
This one's still evolving ...
PHOENIX (Reuters) - As many as 15,000 immigrants and supporters marched through Phoenix on Friday in the latest of a series of protests in major U.S. cities that seek to stop legislation seen as punitive to undocumented workers.
[insert jukebox record scratch here]
A point of order - they're not "undocumented workers". Ready? Say it with me now - they're "illegal immigrants". Stop euphemizing what is perhaps the biggest drain on our society and our economy today. I know the liberals and the establishment media want to make sure we're not hurting anyone's feelings. Unfortunately *facts* know no political correctness. These bastards are illegal and they are immigrants. I'm not sure when the folks at Reuters and the NY Times, and the Boston Globe, et. al. coined the phrase "undocumented workers", but it needs to stop.
The story continues ...
Los Angeles students also walked out of at least 20 county schools on Friday, protesting proposed extension of a wall along the U.S.-Mexican border, said a Los Angeles Unified School District spokesperson.
Some "hundreds of thousands" will march through downtown Los Angeles on Saturday, one organizer predicted, while Chicago police on March 10 estimated that 75,000 to 100,000 rallied to protest tough changes in immigration law.
Great! Hopefully they'll keep marching straight back across the border from whence they came.
"Immigrant communities and groups across the country are coming together to send a loud and clear message to decision makers in Washington D.C. that we are not the enemy but part of the solution," said Jennifer Allen, executive director of Border Action Network in Phoenix.
Go fuck yourself. Seriously. There's not much that makes me angrier than this. And the fact that the federal government has done virtually nothing to curb it ... well ... there are no words.
But wait!
Many of the protesters have focused on a bill passed by the U.S. House of Representatives in December. That bill, sponsored by Republican Wisconsin Rep. James Sensenbrenner, calls for tough border security and enforcement measures and would make it a federal crime, instead of a civil offense, for undocumented workers to live in the country.
It would also penalize people for helping illegal immigrants, drawing criticism in particular from church groups.
The U.S. Senate is set to take up immigration legislation next week. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, a Tennessee Republican, plans to bring to the floor similar border security and enforcement legislation.
Boo-yah! That's what I'm talking about. It's about time the conservatives in Congress start acting like conservatives.
Continuing on ...
Protesters such as Los Angeles march organizer Javier Rodriguez say the protests are to oppose Sensenbrenner's bill and press for legalization and citizenship for the estimated 12 million undocumented workers in the United States.
"It is a crusade to force the right-wing government to give us legalization, and we are not going to take anything less," he said. One marcher carried a sign with the slogan "The Sleeping Giant Woke Up," referring to the role of undocumented workers in American life.
You're in no position to be making demands, you putrid slime. You commit B&E on our country and you think you're the one calling the shots?
"the role of undocumented workers"? You mean to leach off our economy and our welfare system? You mean to have some of the highest crime rates among any group of people currently in this country? You mean to commit felonous trespassing on our soil and then demand special treatment as if we owe you something? That role? Is that the one you mean?
On the other side of the political spectrum, a small group calling themselves the Minutemen, which began as an ad hoc organization patrolling a small section of the U.S.-Mexican border, is demanding enforcement of U.S. immigration law. It also opposes President George W. Bush's proposed guest-worker program.
It's thanks in large part to civil servants like J. Sensenbrenner and these Minuteman that we may be able to stave off the seemingly inevitable crush of illegal immigration and the devastating effect it's having on our country.
To them, I say: "Thanks. And I salute you."
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Comments
web | March 26, 2006 09:56 AM
I don’t know how you take it from "Too Pretty for Prison" to illegal immigrants hoping over the wall but you somehow do it and I couldn’t agree more. I thought a bill was passed which said if your incredibly beautiful (or a Hollywood icon -- see OJ Simpson) you can do whatever (or whomever) in this country and get away with it by only using a puppy dog smile and a half sincere "SOWWY -- I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS BAD TO SWEEP WIT WIDDLE BOYS" They should give her the chair. Re: ILLEGAL immigration in this country. It’s hard to say that ALL illegal immigrant to this country serve no purpose -- but the fact remains that they are in this country illegally and I think the people that should most be pissed off are those whom immigrate to this country and go through the trouble to become LEGAL productive members of American society.Mike | March 28, 2006 11:16 AM
The Congressional debate on illegal immigration/protecting our borders is heating up and should come to a head as early as today. The House already voted for much tighter constraints on how/when you can enter this country, but it looks like the Senate may scrap much of what's already been approved in favor of some liberal, B.S. legislation that basically grants amnesty to some 10-20 million illegals already here. As you said, what a slap in the face to those who worked for several *years* to come here legally.