Get Out of Your Car!
July 13 / 7AM
I pulled into the typically vacant drive-thru line today at Starbucks to find about a dozen cars in the latte on-deck circle. A look through the front window reveals not a single person in line inside. Yeah, inside. You remember that mythical place full of unicorns and coffee baristas that exists in the netherworld behind the drive-thru window?
How f**king lazy have we become as a culture that we're not even willing to engage in a 50 foot roundtrip commute to pick up our morning coffee?
The lazy idiots that are content sitting in the coffee line, letting their H2's and Lexus SUV's idle for half an hour are the same lazy idiots that you'll hear complaining about $3 and $4 a gallon gas. Take the "No War for Oil" bumpersticker off your rear end and get a clue.
Ugh.
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web | July 13, 2006 09:43 AM
I agree. Anyone that complains about the war and drives and 8 cylinder car/truck and does not own a boat, should be punched in the face. Add to that list, parents with severly obese children whom sit around on warm summer days playing video games drinking cola. .. oh and also fans of American Idol whom actually text their votes in whom are not girls under the age of 15.Mike | July 13, 2006 09:51 AM
Guilty as charged on that last count, Web. Damn it. (But Taylor Hicks won! BOOYA! Take that McPhee-ver!)