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The Coolest Cocktail Party Story

August 4 / 11AM

Angler speared by a giant fish (via the Daily Mail)

Guy gets harpooned in the chest by a 14ft. marlin, frees himself as the beast drags him underwater, and lives to tell the tale. Other than landing on the moon or surviving a skydiving accident, how're you gonna one-up this guy at his next cocktail party?

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web | August 4, 2006 12:49 PM

Note: The FBI has named the fish one of this countries top 10 terrorists. He is listed as "Osama Bin Marlin" The bounty for information leading to the eventual capture is a $250 gift certificate to Red Lobster.

Mike | August 4, 2006 02:55 PM

I'm almost tempted to delete your comment just on principal, but it's too painfully funny. I see the new aquarium is having a strange effect on your sense of humor.

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